17 years old. punk teenage kid. green day lovin'. And yea my life revolves around drugs, Lotion stores, love, and dancing like a penguin. if you ever need advice for anything just talk to me i have a strange habbit of getting people to smile. ti amo!
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
So my parents just found out about my fourteen year old brother smoking weed because they found this on his window ledge. So in the middle of a huge lecture my dad decides to open the Baggie and smell it to see how strong it is. He immediately starts crying with laughter. THIS NIGGA HAS BEEN BUYING AND SMOKING FUCKING OREGANO. FUCKIN ITALIAN HERBS. SON. I CAN’T. I CANNOT. I CAN’T DO THIS.
This isn’t funny. That’s the gateway drug to a full blown marinara addiction. It’s good this was caught before this kid started hanging out at Olive Garden and sucking on every breadstick he can find to score another hit.
IT GOT BETTER.
thats amazing…. <3 it would be better if the dad puts it on his pasta later or somethin. :D
I was not expecting that ending.
what the fuck just happened
they fucking wrecked did u not see
Friend in math class figured it out. “It’s a bus driver and they flip over” he is “lovehatebinge”
NO ONE BEATS HIM… Unless you have meth- hheyyyyy i got an idea…
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Twilight in two seconds
This is the only twilight thing I will ever reblog.
I have been waiting for this gif
sigh… i hate twilight… but this is awesome
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You know what’s worse than slow internet?
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reindeers don’t even have wings how do they fly
reindeer dont fly and santa isnt real
you made him sad!!!!!!!!!! How dare you!
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and what was that thing about the spider?!
